If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
