So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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