I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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