it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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