We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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