no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Please don't give away my fajitas
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