People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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