oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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