Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
