Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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