If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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