so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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