Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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