How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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