1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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