i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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