I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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