I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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