That's intense
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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