He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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