Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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