he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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