bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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