But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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