Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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