if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
