I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
