Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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