Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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