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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
