Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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