he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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