The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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