But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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