Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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