quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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