If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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