Apparently you make a good broom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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