Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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