Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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