I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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