"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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