I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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