To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you inspire me to be a worse person
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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