i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
