she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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