So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
