He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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