tell your sister to shave her snatch
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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