I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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